2007: Sniper John Alan Muhammad Sentenced to Death After "Quantum Physics" Defense Fails

2007 (Rockville, MD) Convicted "DC Sniper" John Allen Muhammad was sentence to die by electric chair today after a trial where his unique nbc4.com Quantum Physics defense failed to prevent conviction. The trial -- which brought out Muhammed's connection to thed jihadist group Al-Fuqra -- often turned into a shouting match as Muhammad screamed out anti-American diatribes. Muhammad's quantum physics defense -- which blamed "overlapping quantum realities" for the truckload of evidence the prosecutor presented -- caused a national surge of interest in the arcane theory.


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